They Call me Topher, sometimes Toph...

I am currently unemployed in the San Francisco Bay Area and I'm looking into ProBlogging to fill some of the 'down-time'. More as a hobby for now, but soon the money will roll in...

So I figure if I an become a ProBlogger before I find a real job, then I WON! Right? I get to chill pool side facebooking and blogging all day while raking in the dough!!! Go-go Dancers who serve me endless drinks, I assume.. The works! FOR-EV-ER!

"Well who gives you money for that?" -You say....

I don't eff'n know, but when I'm a ProBlogger I will probably just forget anyway once I take my wheel-barrel out to the mail box, annoyingly wheel in all the checks, and fan mail, and cash... yeah, LOTS of cash! Then I guess I'll just dive right in like Scrooge McDuck and count it all, cuz thats the only way I really know how to count that amount of scrills!! That will probably take up most of my energy. Wait, what where you saying.....

Oh, Google... Probably Google just cuts a check.... they have lots of money...

Does that mean I work for Google now? I wonder if I could add that to the bottom of my business card... hmmm..